Tuesday, August 14, 2012

I Am Just Not Into Porn.



Fifty Shades Of Grey Reading of the Day: And here we have Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis reading mommy porn on the Campaign trail.


No offense to the millions of my friends that have read this series and swear by it. I just can't get myself to pick it up after hearing everyone calling it porn. This video just closed any open mind I was going to try to give the books.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Did Anyone Else See This Commercial?!?!



Did anyone else see this commercial while watching the Olympics on a Sunday night? And how the heck does walking in on your parents mean you should eat Ragu for dinner? Most obvious use of shock factor for marketing? I think so.

Friday, August 3, 2012

I Am For Love.

























This image is very fitting for our current political climate. For the record: I am for love. I am for positivity. I am for respecting all individuals and their freedom of choice. I am for not forcing my beliefs on others. I am for equal rights for all.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Girl & The Goat.

Guess what? Go ahead guess...


J is here! He landed yesterday fresh off 3 days of camping at Tomorrowland in Belgium. (So in reality, not so fresh at all.)

He got here in the afternoon so we grabbed a sandwich and went home to my apartment where we both worked for the next 4 hours. Romantic, right?

We did get to take a break to head to Girl & The Goat for dinner. My friend had told me about the place but also told me that it was damn near impossible to get reservations. Girl & The Goat was created by Stephanie Izard, the winner of Top Chef season 4, and has over 1500 reviews on yelp so she knew what she was talking about.

Go ahead, check it out, you have to wait months in advance to get a dinner reservation at any time after 5pm. There are a few 4 and 4:30 reservations available within the next 2 months in case you would like to ask your grandma to join you at her dinner time.

Luckily I ran into a couple last week after an event downtown that said they were in town and headed to Girl & The Goat. Stunned that they were able to get a reservation, I inquired as to what their trick was. They informed me that there is a huge bar area that is first come, first serve, and that it was generally pretty easy to grab a seat there. Problem solved!

As avid fans of Top Chefs (we used to bet on the winner), we expected great things and Stephanie delivered.

We arrived around 9pm on Tuesday and were able to grab two seats at the bar within 10 minutes. The restaurant follows a small plate concept and recommends 4-5 plates per couple. Service was alright. Our waitress was pleasant but not overly friendly. When we asked for her recommendations she suggested the entire menu. No help. But here is what we ended up eating and drinking...

Drinks:
- J had ordered the "Best of Three" cocktail made of Russian Standard Vodka, Pimm's #1, cucumber and lime. It was very refreshing and went down smooth.
- I had the Girl and The Goatee saison, a specialty brew on top. It was okay, nothing to write home about.

Small Plates:
- Quinoa Ravioli: Made with grape tomato, black currant, summer squash, and olive crunch. So good and a great way to start off the dinner. It was light but packed with a mild spicy flavor.





















- Raw Oysters (above): Really small but sweet, buttery, and went down smooth. Nothing to fishy.



- Corny Goat Bread (above): Warm bread served with goat cheese butter and a corn relish. Amazing and at only $4 it's the best buy on the menu.


- Wood Roasted Pig Face (above): A little more substance to this plate, you may want to start with something else and end with this. The title sounds really weird but it just like eating hash made with thick bacon, eggs, crispy string hash browns, and a sweet, but not too sweet, sauce. The instructions are to cut up everything and mix it together. Instructions followed = deliciousness. 

Dessert:
- Black Dog Gelato: A local Chicago company that makes crazy sounding but amazing gelato. The flavor that evening had goat cheese, a butter cream, and a crunchy nut in it. I don't remember the exact combo, but it was the perfect ending to the right amount of fantastic food.

Overall, it was addicting. I want to go back every night and try something new. Next up: the scallops and the pork shank. Quick tip for vegetarians - there are a TON of great plates without meat.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Futbol (aka Soccer).

Today is the first day of soccer in the Olympics... Let's do this Team USA! Make some noise...



Here is the confirmed schedule for Team USA so far...

Women's Team:
First Round Group G - USA, Korea, France, Columbia
July 25, 2012 - U.S. Women vs. France Women (12 p.m. EST)
July 28, 2012 - U.S. Women vs. Colombia Women (12 p.m. EST)
July 31, 2012 - U.S. Women vs. Korea DPR Women (12:15 p.m. EST)

Unfortunately the Men's team didn't qualify for this Olympics. Yeah, I don't get it either considering how far we advanced in the most recent World Cup. C'mon boys, get your sh!* together.

(insert feminist joke here).

Update: The US Women's national team beat France 4-2! F&*%^ yeah!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Bringin' In The Happy.




What can I say? Palm trees make me happy. :)

So, I ordered this guy to bring a little happy to my steel grey couch. Can't wait for it to arrive!

Source: etsy.com via Lauren on Pinterest



p.s. We will return to some more normal posts (more fashion and witty/snarky comments) and the interior posts will probably become less frequent once I am done decorating. Key word: probably.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Can't Nobody Hold Me Down.

So I think the excitement of moving across the country has started to wear off. Maybe it was the 100+ degrees combined with humidity of last week, or maybe it's the realization that it is just me out here, with no one that's known me longer than 2 months for hundreds of miles. Whatever it is, this past week or so has been tough.

It's hard moving from a city where you know tons of people and have an amazing support group, socially, emotionally, professionally. To one where you are constantly having to prove yourself.

All I friggin want to do is grab dinner and drinks with someone who can sit there and say, "That's you, that's what you do" about whatever stupid idea I have in my head at the time.

That being said, I'm ready for the visitors. I have a ton coming in the next few months and I feel so fortunate to have friends that are willing to spend their time off visiting little ol' me! Everyone knows how valuable PTO is once when you have 8+ weddings to attend a year. :)

I also have rediscovered how amazing my friends and family are. Some friends have really stepped up and I am so lucky to have them in my life. You know who you are...

J has been amazing at putting up with my transitional pains - the highs and lows, the excitement and frustration. God, I love that kid and I'm lucky he puts up with me.

My family... I don't even know where to begin. All I can say is that I am truly blessed. We are a modern family but one with more love than I thought humanly possible. Thank you is all I can say, but it doesn't even begin to cover it.

Wow. This sounds like a friggin' acceptance speech.... Except for that whole winning an award part.

Okay, enough of that sh%*.

Today, after a trying day that called for a gym session to clear my head, this song popped into my head and I googled the video. Instant smile. Took me right back to high school and I found myself lip syncing and head bobbing down Broadway on bus 36. Good times...


Puff Daddy - Can't Nobody Hold Me Down by pezhammer


A few other things that have recently made me smile...

This Baby...



Imaging me doing this in San Diego this weekend...



This saying...



And imagining waking up to this.



So anyways, thanks for reading Internet people and for taking some time out of your busy to check on me. Much appreciated :)