Sunday, July 1, 2012
YOU’RE ALLOWED a maximum of one freak-out per month. After said freak-out, get it together… call your mom, text your sister, walk it off, dance it out, massage it away, buy a new lipstick, fax your accountant, write your grandmother, and eat as many Tootsie Rolls as necessary.
Exceptions include: Bar prep, tax season, and any month that contains one or more days of jury duty. If said exception applies, you're allowed one freak-out per week. Also, be kind enough to not burden any one person with repeated freak-outs.
(adapted from Joy the Baker)